Hope you like this "ALOT"

STOP. Stop right there. For this post to make any sense at all, you must first follow the link below and read about the creature called the "Alot". Allie Brosh will forever change the way you view common grammatical errors. I promise, it's worth your time. Just go. Then come back.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html


Okay, I'm assuming that you're back from that hilarious detour and can now appreciate what I'm about to share. See, yesterday when I was posting the alternate lyrics to "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas", I went to YouTube to find an instrumental recording of the song. In my search, I came across THIS:



...and I immediately pictured THIS:




Yup. My brain will never interpret those words the same again. And now neither will yours.